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ALEX BONES
THE JEPSTEIN FILES: GLOBALIST PLOT REVEALED. "THEY ARE TURNING THE FRIGGIN' FROGS GAY!" EXCLUSIVE REVEAL OF INTERDIMENSIONAL VAMPIRE SECRETS.
FUCKER CARLSBERG
CONFUSION GRIPS THE NATION. WHY IS THE GREEN M&M NO LONGER SEXY? JUST ASKING QUESTIONS. THE WOKE MOB DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW.
CANDY HOENS
THE TRUTH HURTS. FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, BUT I DO CARE ABOUT EXPOSING THE LIES OF THE MAINSTREAM NARRATIVE. DEBATE ME.
DICK FLUENZA
AMERICA FIRST... TO THE BASEMENT. CATCH THE FLU. YEAH, WE'RE GOING THERE. UNFILTERED, UNHINGED, AND UNDERGROUND.
CHARLIE SMIRK
PROVE ME WRONG. IF SOCIALISM IS SO GOOD, WHY IS MY FACE SO SMALL? TURNING POINT USA? MORE LIKE TURNING POINT WHO CARES.
THE ADVENTURES OF KWEG WONG ESQ.
He's always trying to pretend to be Satoshi, and going to conferences to give lectures on "scientific" papers he just made up.
MICHAEL FAYLOOR
THE SELF-PROCLAIMED GENIUS WHO LEVERAGED HIS ENTIRE NET WORTH INTO BITCOIN AT THE TOP. "I AM NEVER WRONG." NARRATOR: HE WAS WRONG.